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Parody: Food First

Lizzo-Truth Hurts Parody Written By Marissa Offlee I just took a DNA test turns out I’m a hundred percent fat bitch Even when I quit the grazing Yeah I got food problems that’s the fatty in me Ding ding that’s the chicken that I’m microwaving You coulda had a full meal From the griddle Help … Continue reading “Parody: Food First”

Parody: Bohemeowan Catsody

Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody Parody Written By Marissa Offlee Is this my ninth life Is this just fantasy Cats got your tongue and There’s no escape from reality Open your eyes Cat cookie surprise from me I’m just a poor cat I have no sympathy Because I’m eating catnip you know I’m a little high, got … Continue reading “Parody: Bohemeowan Catsody”

Parody: Pantless Sister

George Michael- Careless Whisper Parody Written By Marissa Offlee I feel so assured As I lay myself down onto my bedroom floor As the music plays Something in my brain Says its not so comforting And I need to take off more I’m never wearing pants again Not guilty I feel such comfort Though I … Continue reading “Parody: Pantless Sister”


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