Dear Evan Hansen Parody Written by Marissa Offlee End of May or early June The graduations were on zoom this year Driving down the 405 This stage three traffic is alive But now we’re here We’re back at home where we’ll be safe We’ll have to lock up in this place For a month or … Continue reading “Parody: For Forever”
The 1975- Somebody Else Parody Written by Marissa Offlee So I heard you found elf on the shelf And at first I thought it was a lie I looked at the place he was found And continued to look about I know where to hide it but I’d hate to think that she’d find the … Continue reading “Parody: Elf on the Shelf”
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Lizzo-Truth Hurts Parody Written By Marissa Offlee I just took a DNA test turns out I’m a hundred percent fat bitch Even when I quit the grazing Yeah I got food problems that’s the fatty in me Ding ding that’s the chicken that I’m microwaving You coulda had a full meal From the griddle Help … Continue reading “Parody: Food First”
Queen- Killer Queen Parody Written By Marissa Offlee I keep a nice big collection In my sliding door closet “Let me see it” they said just as there’s nothing of that A glass case with lock and key I’ll open if you wanna see At anytime, a nice discussion you can’t avoid Be prepared for … Continue reading “Parody: Caterpillars, Bees…”
Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody Parody Written By Marissa Offlee Is this my ninth life Is this just fantasy Cats got your tongue and There’s no escape from reality Open your eyes Cat cookie surprise from me I’m just a poor cat I have no sympathy Because I’m eating catnip you know I’m a little high, got … Continue reading “Parody: Bohemeowan Catsody”
George Michael- Careless Whisper Parody Written By Marissa Offlee I feel so assured As I lay myself down onto my bedroom floor As the music plays Something in my brain Says its not so comforting And I need to take off more I’m never wearing pants again Not guilty I feel such comfort Though I … Continue reading “Parody: Pantless Sister”
Tame Impala- The Less I Know The Better Parody Written by Marissa Offlee Someone told me bout the weather I went out to check for Trevor Well the climate could be better Not the best temperature ever Said “we’ll stay in together, we can play that movie heathers” But I have to go and get … Continue reading “Parody: I Really Need a Sweater”
I’ve been a fan of 5 Seconds of Summer ever since I saw them open for One Direction in 2013. They have been my most consistent go-to group to listen to on spotify to date. Now that CALM has been out for a bit I figured I’d give my review of this album to show … Continue reading “Album Review: 5SOS- CALM”
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